A Story of Creation

"Tell us how you two met."

"Well in those days, it was commonplace to walk the girl back to her dorm and stand outside the door saying your goodbyes. Of course, mostly couples stood there and made out in full view of other passersby. And he and I were both seeing other people. So he was there making out with this really ugly girl..."

"I can see I'll have to give my perspective, too."

"Well, and I was with this really dumb guy, so I was making out with him, but really I was watching this ugly girl make out with Bob, and I remember thinking, 'If he'll go out with her, surely he'll go out with me.' Of course, I would have gone on a date with anyone that asked me. I had gone to Catholic school..."

"You were quite a hit on campus with those skirts. Naturally, I thought you were out of my league, but when I saw you going out with that guy..."

"Well, I was from Philly, and the mini-skirt had become quite popular there. But I get down to Virginia and I was the only one wearing them. But that's not why you asked me out."

"Oh no, not at all."